2 things cracking me up today

1. I watched Toddlers & Tiaras out of morbid curiosity (the horror, the horror). There were 6 month olds on display and I swear the announcer said "Taylor's favorite food is...formula." Smack forehead. Hard. Also, don't watch that show unless you have Prozac handy.

2. This! Click to enlarge. It's a reddit thread from someone who was bored and posted their # on Facebook to mess with his friends.